I always have my keys.....and my cell.....ALWAYS

OK cant remember it all but fast and quick and i not care:


hung out wit my old neighbor and he was way different then wut i though real tricky sales person and also party kinda guy. Then i was in a cop job who and a firefight wit some bitch kid and thats really all i remember. yeah short and boring but you know the hell what u sat here and read it so HA HA HA I win

Ok so since i fuckin cant remember any of my dreams any more i cant just post NOTHING so i guess these writer blocks will do.   


NOW worst date is I been on was when i went out wit this chic and then i just like felt WAY awkward cuz she was so not my type. Not even a tiny smidge. But i know it wasnt bad date for her cuz.................I am Jeremy Burton

well people i really cant answer that one..........havent been grounded since like 97

Ok so I didnt dream anything the 1st ok thats your update.



Now for last night.....this is real short.......I was out somewhere and like all these guys where gettin a lil messed up so i joined in and then we talked about a party at my house I told them i moved so we just stayed there. After that i got back to my house and it was a shooter game. I was blasted some shit at like these fuckin Robot Bitches tryin to wreack my house then it turned into me at the fuckin olympics. O Yea i beat the fuck out of this one dude on the track got the gold medal and all. After that was on the phone wit my friend Kyle about the race and the robots.



Then alarm woke me up

I am def a go getta.

OK so like i really do not remember any of my dream like I was in school and like making fun of the principle and like he helped me open the locker which i knew but hated lockers so like he starts pulling the locker down the hall wit me on it so like i was just there for the ride. thats is really all i remember!!

O and for like 10-15 min at night fuckin Becca was non stop makin the grudge noise and would not stop. She was doing it in her sleep at 5am

Coming out of the Womb! and sat there and thought for a lil bit and was like do i really wanna show the world this epicness that is about to happen........O I DID

Well ima just let you all know i am a lil down about the fact that i def dont think i had a dream OR i really dont remember 

Ok so i was driving to dads work with him. get there and they have like these new people working there. Well i was told to go grab something out of the car so i headed out there when i past this office and like since they saw me they went crazy since its been a while since i been there. well i leave the room and head to the car grab the thing and head back in and the party still going on and like someone new cam up and was like why are these people like loving you and i am like well i am jeremy burton thats why and its epic when i show up. well we talk all the way down the hall to like the other room where i get in trouble for talkin in the hall because the new managers there have set the room on silence. well i do not follow that so they get real pissed at me because i continue to argue wit them with the silence. One chick throws me out cuz i wont shut up and calls her grandma and tells her she kicked me out so like her grandma is like o thats great you can come see me now. (like it was an award) so i am like well good for you now throw one more person out and u can see your grandp's. Whoo Hoo good for you trying to be all big. well also they said i failed this test they were giving out so i asked if i atleast got something for writing my name on the paper. well as i walked through the doors to leave i woke up cuz someone called my phone.

Sorry Late posting.


Fast summary. Was at dan's house for like this party thing and like i was in the room fucking becca. dan kept knocking on the door askin wut we were doing then he just decided to pop in anyway and was like WHAT YOU DOING so like i looked at him and was like ummm DEF WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. moving on me and dan and his dad were going to go this auction thing but i got a call from his dad saying i won all the stuff there any way. so we never went and to finish the dream every bed i saw i would judt start pissing on it.


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What needs a little work????



Nothing I am Jeremy Burton



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OK so the whole dream was almost like Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. (dont know it Wiki it) any way the only thing different it was in stead of going through time to grab people to show up for my history report I went through time for S's N G's. my history report was about the same thing theres was but it had to be in some form of art. so i did mine like a wheres waldo thing. i drew some historic people along with random people and you had to find them. Hints for who u were looking for was based on wut they were famous for. Any way so like Bill and Ted i also went to the future but it was a future where people lived in space and when i got there a dude name Biff meet me thinking i was Marty. (back to the future Wiki it bitches) anyway so the real Marty was running from Biff while Biff thought i was Marty. And to continue it i found a gift shop floating around in space it a picture of me looking at the picture of me looking the picture (etc) which was cool.


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then i woke up

Through out the whole remember my nose is bleeding.


So i was at a bowling alley with a old friend Tawney. We tried bowling several games. The lady that worked there would not allow it due to she wanted to set up a themed bowling game. Well that all stopped when these 2 corvettes rolled up wit a huge sound system and some awesome bass bumping in the back. Everyone ran out there to look at it and the empty bowling alley had to close due to NO business. From there I was playing basketball for a high school olypic team which was consisted of all the kids i went to school wit in middle school. we were playing while a dance was going on so like we had to stop every once in a while so the kids could dance. I had to piss so i left for a lil while to use the bathroom and also to change into some gym short bcuz i was wearing some jeans. As i turn around this guy is there saying i have to go to detention bcuz i was not allowed to be in the locker room. So i got sent there and then as soon as i walked through the door i went into the bowling alley again with Tawney. Him and i sat there while one of my teachers kept askin why i never did homework so i continued to tell her bcuz that kinda work is for school and if i am not in school i will not do it. "Homework is bullshit" She then got pissed and ran out of the building. I soon left to head to my house where i found that all my shit was being moved out bcuz my teacher decided i should not live there no more due to the fact i will not do my homework and i had a cat. well i then yelled at her that the cat was for my grandmother who was really ill and i did not want her to be alone. the cat is for company. she still would not listen and continued to move my shit out.



From there i woke up........Becca was pulling on my nipple.......lol.......o and remember my nose was bleeding the whole time

My speech will go just like this!








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Welp here is the dream for last night












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I was let down last night. Me and some guys were doing some shit. Well they are the ones to usually throw up like crazy. I have like a strong stomach and it has been like forever since i have thrown up on something. Well I let myself and them down cuz they didnt throw up at all yet i raised my head to them looked them dead in the eye and said "hey.....I am doing it" they knew!

ok so i dont remember them all cleary but lets try this anyway.




Basically the whole sum of them was like this.   Me, becca, and mu sis went to the shops in O.C. We got to this one store who had a shit load of Irish shirts and stuff so i looked around. Becca looked around for like some swim suit. I found this one awesome shirt that had like this gold chain hanging down on the shirt wit a Clover on the end of it. Also a long (ZZ Top looking) red beard on it too.  Never bought it though and tried on a hat that def did not fit. Then we headed off to wal mart cuz OMG Becca NEEDED some fucking oreos. so we got there and she just started eating them non stop while we had to listen to the fuckin wal mart people talk shit about each other over the intercom. After we left it was just me driving my dad's girlfriends truck speeding down this fuckin road.



Yeah this dream is pretty fucking lame and I have def had mad weirder ones

Hell No i dont pay the deductible.        What we do is say that he was driving and tell his insurance company. then everything is all right.















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